And my penis is extremely sad...

Today, our landlord Zulma handed us a list of rules for living in this house. This is number 12...

"Está estrictamente prohibido el ingreso de personas ajenas a la casa durante las 24 horas el día. Se pueden recibir visitas en los lugares comunes de la casa, nunca en las habitaciones, pero antes deben avisar y hacerlo en horarios previamente acordados. Si alguien transgrediera esta norma tendrá 24 horas para abandonar la casa y deberá hacerse cargo de valor de la cerradura nueva y de las llaves que se procederán a cambiar."

For those who cannot speak the language, it says that I am absolutely forbidden to ever bring anyone who doesn't live in the house back to my room, and only to the living room with pre-approved permission. If I break this rule, I will have 24 hours to leave the house and have to pay for new locks...What the fuck? These argentinas better take me back to their place